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Title: Ha Ha, Suckers!
Originally Written: July 6, 2004
Summary: The epic adventures of Mark Evans. Oh, they are epic, y'all.
Author's Note: So, the thing is, I have written a lot of fanfiction since I started in seventh grade. A lot, a lot, a lot. Sort of scarily a lot. A lot of it is very bad. However, I like to think it all has value in the posterity department, at least. Anyway, Fanfiction.Net has become so fearsome over the past couple years that I started thinking it might be fun to post the stories I still like over here. Because livejournal is not quite such a cesspool of darkness.

And we're kicking off this project with this little baby, because, I'm sorry, but it's a work of incomparable genius. High five, past me!

( BAM!!! Dudley 'Big D' Dursley's unnaturally large fist came barrelling toward Mark Evans's unnaturally unfortunate face... )

Title: Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit
Chapter: 1 - Concerning Centaurs, Sad History, and Dungeon-Dwelling Morons
Character/Pairing: Auriga Sinistra; Snape/Sinistra
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,845
Summary: Endless rambling, the occasional lesson plan, and a certain potions professor who isn't the slightest bit interesting. The not-so-scintillating diary of Auriga J. Sinistra, Astronomy Professor and Spaz.
Author's Note: Er, I don't know. I've wanted to revise Lamentations for well over a year now, just because the first several chapters were written when I was like fourteen and are therefore, well, like something a fourteen year old would write. The Auriga characterization didn't really sink in properly 'til around chapter eight, and I've always wanted to go back and make things more consistent. Unfortunately, I have done so now while under the influence of a great deal of caffeine and having spent the day angsting over a ten page paper for Canadian Lit, so . . . possibly this isn't a whole lot better than something written when I was fourteen.

I think this chapter was originally like one thousand words, maybe.

Auriga, she likes to ramble.

( THIS BOOK BELONGS TO )

Title: Letters
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Ron, and Hermione; slight Ron/Hermione
Spoilers: Set during the summer before Chamber of Secrets
Word Count: 2,581
Rating: G
Summary: The summer after their first year at Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione endure returning home, being apart, and a certain unfortunate inability to communicate.
Author's Note: Once more with posting my older but somewhat tolerable Fanfiction.Net stories! It's kind of like actually being productive and coming up with new stuff, without that pesky writing step!

( The day after she gets home, Hermione writes two letters. )

ediblestars did it! So must I!--

The Work-in-Progress Meme! When you see this, post a little weensy (hah, are we kidding? This is me here) excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

( The Office. Dwight and Oscar. In which Oscar is sneaky, and Dwight has a subsequent epiphany about his relationship with Jim. )

( The Office. Kelly contemplates What Not To Wear. )

( The Office. As the summary so charmingly phrases it, 'Oscar/Angela. In The Biblical Sense.' )

( Harry Potter. Something Remus/Sirius-y and angsty and bizarre. )

( Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack/Elizabeth, immediately post-AWE, and kinda silly. )

( Pirates of the Caribbean. Post-AWE; Jack and Elizabeth and Elizabeth's son. )

( House. House/Wilson. I'm not really sure beyond there. )

( Lost. Jack's mysterious week in Otherville! )

( Lost, post-s3 finale. Poor epic seriously failed fic that attempted to explain every single mystery about Lost ever. Featuring much angsty Jack! )



And, okay, I think original stuff is going to need a post of its own. Oh, me with my zillions of abandoned stories!

In celebration of the fact that I was actually capable of making a Top 10 OTP list: a meme! I don't trust a person who doesn't madly love to ship.

List your top ten OTPs (with pictures, if you're feeling fancy), and explain what it is you love about their dynamic.


( My list. Hurrah? )

Title: hollow, like lines
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks
Spoilers: through Deathly Hallows
Word Count: 1,800
Rating: PG
Summary: The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose.
Author's Note: Don't mind me. This is just my attempt to sort out my Remus/Tonks issues. Hurrah! This finally gave me the excuse to try out the reverse-storytelling tactic, which I've been wanting to do for awhile.

( Remus Lupin opens his eyes. )

Title: Repose
( Aaand I guess the rest of this information is probably spoilery? )

Title: Enlightenment
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Spoilers: Takes place during Order of the Phoenix
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,618
Summary: Tonks is smitten, Remus is oblivious, and Sirius is determined to enlighten him.
Author's Note: This is sort of magnificently pointless and fluffy, and can be blamed entirely upon my seemingly everlasting R/S relapse.

( Remus knows Sirius well enough to be very, very apprehensive. )

Title: Rubbish
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,073
Spoilers: Set during Goblet of Fire
Summary: Rita Skeeter's first article on the Triwizard Tournament leaves Ron distressed, Hermione bewildered, and both of them particularly inclined to bicker.
Author's Note: I felt like this was necessary, because they are my #1 most beloved OTP in the history of ever, until the end of time, hallelujah amen, and I figured that deserved some kind of fanfic endeavor. GOD, BOOK SEVEN, STOP COMING SO CLOSE.

( Ron sneaks a glance at Hermione. )

And here I go again with the posting of unfinished fics! This time, we're doing Harry Potter.


Ensemble, written before HBP. Haha, I was horrible enough to end this one mid-sentence. Oh, I'm bad.

( Harry Potter was well aware of the fact that he had, on occasion, gotten into a bit of trouble at Hogwarts. )


Ron/Hermione, set during GoF. This was for a prompt by allthingsholy, and I feel so bad that I never finished it. But at least I tried, right? Er. Right.

( It's not that I WANT to hurt Hermione, exactly. )


Harry and Snape showdown. Bwahaha, I wrote this just to see how bad I could possibly write. I'm obscurely proud.

( This was the moment. )


Remus/Tonks and Remus/Sirius. How 'bout that angst, eh?

( The thing that is the funniest or perhaps the saddest of all is that he had been the one to kiss her. )


Lucius/Narcissa, post-HBP.

( Severus leaves, as per her husband’s request, and as the door clicks closed Narcissa discovers she is afraid. )


Snape/Hermione, post-book seven, just because I've always wanted to try it and see if I can pull it off. Which I really, really cannot. And I had to kill off Ron and Auriga and make Harry crazy just so I could craft a scenario that my brain would remotely begin to accept. But oh well.

( She keeps it a secret, this thing between them – as would he, if he’d had anyone to tell. )

Title: 28 steps to happily ever after
Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,021
Spoilers: Set a few years after the seventh book.
Summary: In which lonely Valentine's Days lead to disasterous February 15ths, Hermione rocks that denial, Ron wallows in misery, and Harry and Ginny decide to mercifully play matchmaker.
Author's Note: I actually wrote this a few weeks ago, and posted it over on Ff.N, but I figured I might as well have it here too. Hurrah! Or somethin'.

( Ron Weasley wakes up on Monday, February 15th, his hair all messed up, naked except his left sock (which somehow managed to survive the encounter), his arm pleasantly numb on account of her being on top of it, and the first thing he thinks is 'Finally'. )

As inspired by allthingsholy--

( My Year In Fanfiction, 2006! (A.K.A. My Least Productive Year In The History Of Ever, Ever, Ever. Oh, the shame of it.) )

Here's to 2007 being infinitely more productive!!

I am productive! And, aw, I haven't bonded with these crazy kids for awhile.

( In moments like this, Ron can't help but suspect he's gone mental. )

Man, can I come home now? Hotels are lame. And I'm so homesick. Already. I've been gone, like, a day. And I am miserable. Oh, when I go off to college I think I might just . . . die.

But enough of this woeful business!

Instead, let us speak of the truly magnificent.

( Goblet of Fire! )

Oh, I do detest it here. Can I go home please?

All request fics, bow down in submission!

Because I am doing this.

Slowly.

But, um, somewhat surely.


For thepodsquad -- Harry/Ginny; reconciliation

( 'I'm not trying to seduce you,' Ginny says, eyes sparkling and hand clutched behind her back as Harry closes the bedroom door behind them. 'I promise.' )

I am the fic requests queen of the world, my friend. Except for the part where I'm kinda not. But now I'm down to having completed . . . two, I believe. And that right there is a little thing called progress.

So!

For aeternitasbeach -- Snape/Sinistra; forever.

( 'You do realize,' Snape says, his lip curled into a sneer, 'that hags are the only creatures reputed to hold a penchant for such things?' )

Holy snap, I love Coldplay.

And I also love attention. Or feedback. Or something.

Therefore, I cannot resist posting the R/S ficlet I wrote for Storm earlier here.

It's big fun! With OotP and really-miserable!Sirius and rather-overwhelmed!Remus.

I mean, fun, right?

( i could possibly be fading. )

Haha! Abstract, shortish fic. But I wrote something. And consequently did not study for math. But oh well!

First person to comment, request something if you wish. How I long for further inspiration.

And -- the fic!

In which Remus randomly visits a fortuneteller, post-OotP. Angst-ridden R/S-ness.

( how very broken you are. )

Okay! I believe I have invented a meme/challenge type thing, inspired by the drabbles that kept me up 'till four in the morning last . . . morning, and that meme awhile ago in which you picked the titles of songs by a favourite artist to answer questions about yourself.


Pick a musical artist that you like, and use as many song titles as you'd like to inspire drabbles. And I think everyone should do this, because it's fun. And I want to read more of everyone's writing.

Yes, I am glaring threateningly at all of you in a silent request that you c/p this onto your LJ and do the same thing. Grr! Argh! I'm scary!

And I picked Sarah McLachlan. :)

Ron/Hermione. During OotP. ( Perfect Girl )


Mulder/Scully. Late season 6. ( Ice Cream )


Spike/Drusilla. Early season two. ( Hold On )


Sydney/Vaughn. Season 1. ( Stupid )


Harry/Ginny. The summer after OotP. ( Possession )


Giles/Jenny. During I Robot You Jane. ( Full of Grace )


And I might continue later, just because this is fun, but as of now I'm rather devoid of inspiration and will therefore just post what I've come up with thus far.

A G/H for nova25. I can't believe I'm actually being efficient enough to respond to any requests. *is shocked*


( Mimcry. )